If Living With Your Parents is Cool, Consider Me Miles Davis

Okay listen little voice inside my head, it's only a problem if I'm 30, living in the basement and watching Dragonball Z (Great show by the way). I hope to be 30, living in my own basement watching Dragonball Z (Such a great show). Alas, I digress.

The reason(s) why I remain home are simple. Apparently about 5 years ago I supposidly signed a bunch of documentments for these things called "loans." Apparently these people want their money back! Correction: They want more than their money back! Hogwash!

My first thought was let's see these alleged documents and verify their authenticity. They produced these documents right away. My next thought was to reach accross the table and ingest these documents. That's right, eat them. Because it was five years ago, what are the chances that they keep several copies of these, I can simply go to trial and claim they never existed. Ipso facto, no student loans. Then I recalled the whole electronic records thing, I can't very well eat those. I tried to convince those at the bank that the paperwork was just a formaility, there must be some sort of misunderstanding. Long story short, while I might be able to talk my way out of many things, I cannot talk (or eat) my way out of 4 year's worth of student loans.